The guy above looks like I felt during college Algebra class. And Economics class. And Biology….
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My closest co-worker is a total sweetheart. She’s less than two foot tall, doesn’t shave, always sleeps on my desk in front of me, and her breath smells like tuna. We get on famously, so I really have no experience with office warfare or with the desire to ambush someone by the water cooler.
However, if you are more in touch with those feelings than you even care to admit, I have a post you’re going to love. It’s A LOT of fun and will give you some pretty remarkable ideas.
See The Office Arms Race, soldier, and go get ‘em.
Hmmmm. You know, a few of the ideas in this particular post are kind of inspiring me. See, I have a score to settle with my dentist… Mr. “This won’t hurt much..” – The last words I remember hearing right before my face was pulled off of my skull. I’m just not sure if I’ll set up a USB Missile Rocket Launcher beneath his desk or go at him head on with a Nerf N Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS-35 Blaster.
Hehehe… ouch… heheh… ouch….
Remember the post about What Your Office Decorations Are Saying to the World? We saw how the things in our office pretty much profile our personality. For example, Garfield figurines would indicate someone who loves to laugh and have a good time. Cubs merchandise would indicate a very patient, loyal soul who would LOVE to laugh and have a good time.
In October.
Just once.
Well, in keeping with this philosophy, I’ve found something you can get for your office’s biggest mouth this Christmas. Check out the dentally imposing SHARK BITE STAPLER.
You wouldn’t have to tell him or her any of the back story. But it’d sure be a good laugh each time you saw one shark using another.
