At the risk of stepping on any toes, this may be the most outstandingly original and whimsical table ever made.  The Stilettos Anyone? Sculptural Table is outrageously fun and, let’s face it, kind of sexy.

This table, which gets my “Most Unusual” vote of the month is from Design Toscano.  They have a habit of creating things that make my jaw drop.

Them.  Starbucks. My mother-in-law.

From the Website:

Sure to kick up a little fun, this sassy work of midnight haute couture brings a bit of high-heeled style to home or gallery! The 16″ dia., ⅜” thick, pencil-edged glass sits atop a single, strappy,jet-black patent leather stiletto to become functional art and a daring statement piece!

16″Wx18″Dx21″H

Hot foot your way over to the website, Stilettos Anyone? Sculptural Table, for a closer look.

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Disclaimer:

• Do not watch this video if you are super-sensitive to profanity.
• Do not watch this video if your dad works or worked for BP.

Otherwise, here’s a great laugh…. and since it’s Monday, we could use a few.

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As you’ve probably guessed, I have a gravitational pull toward the outrageous and the unusual.  Swing Clocks fit this bill beautifully.

Product Description
When Galileo Galilea first envisioned using the regular motion of the swinging pendulum in a timepiece, he had no idea what implications keeping accurate time would bring us – computers, timesheets, general relativity… Granted, he didn’t create the first pendulum based timepiece.

That honor falls to Christiaan Huygens (the man, not the Saturnian space-probe). See, the pendulum swings at an incredibly predictable rate, as long as the pivot remains still, the force of gravity is constant, and the length of the pendulum is fixed.

Sure, if you want to go all non-Newtonian on us, you can also include distance from a gravity well, but let’s just keep things simple? Anyway, since the motion of the pendulum is highly predictable, we can mark each cycle of the swinging bob as a measure of time, and consequently keep track of our inexorable grind towards the heat-death of the universe. Hooray! Still, it’s usually the pendulum that drives the clock – what if the entire clock was the pendulum? Done and done!

This super-cool Swing Clock mounts on your wall, and sashays back and forth, marking the passage of time. Watch as your friends take hilarious double-takes once they realize the clock is apparently floating and swinging itself. Granted – it’s just a timepiece.

It’s not likely going to help you with a thorough understanding of general relativity, though if you wanted to put one in a spaceship and accelerate it to a fraction below light-speed and return, that might work.

Sigh. I’m just so completely in love with this clock. Anyone can make time fly. A few people can make time stand still. But making it swing? Now that takes a serious set of skills.

See Swing Clocks for more information.

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Well, it’s Friday and you know what that means, don’t you?  Time for mermaid boobies.  I dunno, I guess it’s a new tradition I came up with.

Whatever, I’m running with it.

Product Description:
If your Mp3 player or cell phone is often “lost at sea,” you’ll want to catch “Madeleine the Mermaid” to anchor it into port! Slip your Mp3 player, phone, or remote control into this hand-painted, designer resin sculptural resting place for safekeeping. Though we can’t guarantee they’ll never be castaways again, Madeleine will do her best to provide an artistic lounge for your treasures!

5″Wx2″Dx5½”H. 1 lb.

The immodest, finned beauty at the top of the post is the Madeleine the Mermaid Mp3 or Cell Phone Holder and she’s simply perfect for Mermaid boobies Friday.

Cut me some slack, it’s been a long week.

Click through for a closer look. I know you want to because you’ve had that kind of week, too. Written all over your face.

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The guy above looks like I felt during college Algebra class. And Economics class. And Biology….

For more laughs at the expense of poor, unsuspecting sleepy heads, click the link below:

Asleep on the Job

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