by Joi on September 1, 2010

Staplers, to office freaks, are like peace signs to hippies. They bring a certain type of meaning to our universe and identity to our soul. We see a stapler on our desk and we know we’re grown-ups now. Yeah. That’s right. I have my own stapler. I have arrived.
The beautiful Swingline(R) Ready Grip Staplers
, above, are straight-up gorgeous. They’re from the mecca for Office Freaks, Office Depot, and I think I must have one in every color.
Description from The Mecca’s site (OfficeDepot.com):
The Ready Grip stapler delivers exceptional comfort and control. Soft-touch material makes for added comfort, and the durable half-strip mechanism offers long life. Contemporary form fits the hand perfectly. Compact, upright design gives go-anywhere convenience. Features low staple indicator. Staples 2 to 20 sheets of 20 lb paper.
I’m also pretty sweet on the Stanley(R) Bostitch Electric Desktop Stapler, Black
shown below.

You have to admit, he’s a hottie in his own right.
Description From Office Depot:
* Impulse Drive™ technology allows for quick, efficient stapling.
* Super-sensitive optical trip fire mechanism.
* Staples up to 20 sheets with rapid cycles.
* Backed by the manufacturer’s 7-year limited warranty.
by Joi on August 20, 2010


Is there anything worse than tiny print? I was reading a great book recently, which happened to have the tiniest words in the history of books. I turned on the floor lamp near my desk which helped considerably but when I came across the sleek lamp ninja above, the Libra Adjustable Desk Lamp
, I couldn’t help thinking what a dream come true it would be for office freaks who are also book worms.
This gorgeous, adjustable lamp would be perfect for the office, but it’d also be ideal on a bedside table – when you take your favorite author to bed.
So to speak.
Adjustable desk lamps shine a whole new light on your office productivity. The down-side is that they often look kind of out-dated and unattractive. Fortunately Bellacor.com refuses to do out-dated or unattractive. They specialize in the ridiculously sexy. Yay, them.
Product Description:
A sleek, stylish way to make your workspace more functional, this desk lamp adjusts to a wide variety of positions. It has a combination satin nickel and black finish and a dimmer switch on its base. The bulb is included.
Take a closer look at this beautiful office lamp: Libra Adjustable Desk Lamp

The Natural Bamboo Roll-Up Office Chair Mat
is from Belacor Lighting and Home Furnishings and I’m pretty wild about it. I love the look of wood, for one thing, and for another – I’m so over the plastic chair mats with the unforgiving teeth. I doubt my carpet is any more thrilled with them as my feet have been on occasion.
Product Description:
- 100% Anji Mountain bamboo
- 5MM thick
- The dimension for the depth is at the lounge of the mat
- Premium felt backing for cushioning and to protect the floor surface
- Rolls up for easy shipping and portability
- Coated with 7 layers of Klumpp UV finish
- No assembly is required
The handsome Natural Bamboo Roll-Up Office Chair Mat
is currently on sale and qualifies for free shipping, so there’s really no good reason not to click through for more information.
Unless you’ve made peace with the plastic piranhas.


Just look at that handsome face – you know you love him. The Easter Island Moai Monolith Sculpture – Desktop
is yet another deliciously fun, highly original, and down-right breathtaking must have from Design Toscano.
Does everything this site sells have to make me fall in love? I swear, every item I’ve done a story on is a complete and total head-turner… the sort of desk decor or desk accessory that causes everyone to do a double take.
These people simply don’t mess with ordinary. And neither do office freaks. The one currently writing or the ones currently reading.
Easter Island Moai Monolith Sculpture
Inspired by the 380 A.D. originals weighing more than 10 tons!
Assumed to be depictions of local chiefs, heroes, or gods, the giant statues on Easter Island are some of the world’s most intriguing archeological artifacts. Cast in quality designer resin and finished to look like rough, chiseled stone, this exclusive replica sculpture adds a South Seas accent in your home or garden.
Desktop: 5″Wx5½”Dx9″H. 5 lbs.
See Easter Island Moai Monolith Sculpture – Desktop
for a closer look.

Well, it’s Friday and you know what that means, don’t you? Time for mermaid boobies. I dunno, I guess it’s a new tradition I came up with.
Whatever, I’m running with it.
Product Description:
If your Mp3 player or cell phone is often “lost at sea,” you’ll want to catch “Madeleine the Mermaid” to anchor it into port! Slip your Mp3 player, phone, or remote control into this hand-painted, designer resin sculptural resting place for safekeeping. Though we can’t guarantee they’ll never be castaways again, Madeleine will do her best to provide an artistic lounge for your treasures!
5″Wx2″Dx5½”H. 1 lb.
The immodest, finned beauty at the top of the post is the Madeleine the Mermaid Mp3 or Cell Phone Holder
and she’s simply perfect for Mermaid boobies Friday.
Cut me some slack, it’s been a long week.
Click through for a closer look. I know you want to because you’ve had that kind of week, too. Written all over your face.

The Office Depot(R) Brand Neve Workstation Collection
has an ultra-modern style that brings a cool look to your office, home office, or any room for that matter.
The sleek design is as functional as it is gorgeous. Each piece (sold individually) is made of white poly and a has sturdy, stylish gray steel frame that holds up to constant use. The computer desk features an elevated storage area for your CPU tower plus a convenient slide-out keyboard/mouse tray. The rear cable management tray keeps your desktop clear of messy cords.
Other Features:
- Dual-wheel casters provide easy mobility.
- The bookcase features 4 fixed, rounded shelves for contemporary display of books, photos and more.
- Shelves hold up to 30 lbs each.
- Adjustable feet let you raise or lower the bookcase to your desired height.
- Easy assembly instructions included.
For more details and to order this modernly delicious desk/workstation: Office Depot(R) Brand Neve Workstation Collection

I honestly can’t make up my mind. I can’t decide if I like wood office desk tops or glass office desk tops better.
Right about the time I think I prefer wood office desk tops, I’ll get a pen mark on one and have to consult every kitchen remedy book in the county to remove it. Then, when I think that glass desk tops are my choice, I remind myself that the wood ones don’t require “smudge busting” with Windex.
Pros and cons for each type of desk, I suppose. Which is why I honestly don’t prefer one over the other. Our home has each. I will say this, however, glass desk tops don’t get those annoying little mystery stains (yellow? really?) or nicks. One of my daughter’s desks looks like the Travelocity Gnome ice skated across the surface…. and not well. At one point, it looks like he just disappeared. Gnome rapture?
The beautiful desk workstation in this post is the Glass Computer Cart – Monitor Stand and Printer Stand
and, personally, I think it’s gorgeous. What’s more, it’s available with FREE SHIPPING. Aren’t those words just magical?
Features and Product Description:
This glass computer workstation offers the ultimate in style and space-saving design! With space for all of your computer equipment, this compact desk is ideal for any room, from dorms to home offices and even professional offices. A CPU Stand, Monitor and Printer Shelf offer convenience. And the slide-out keyboard tray and built-in CD storage complete the piece. Powder-coated steel frames with tempered glass workspace and MDF shelf, available in Black or Blue.
This item ships directly from the manufacturer. Product usually arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on destination, including order processing and shipping.
For more information (you’ll want to check out the site’s other gorgeous desks, bookcases, workstations, and office furniture), see Glass Computer Cart – Monitor Stand and Printer Stand!

We have a standing family tradition in our family on Sundays – my husband can have first crack at every inch of the Sunday paper except for the circulars. Our oldest daughter and I call dibs on that prime real estate. We always wrestle over the same circulars, too…. the Target, Kohl’s, and JC Penney circulars. My husband swears he can hear cash register bells as we turn each page.
Target’s circular included, as always, a lot of mind-blowing “Must Haves.” A few things stood out – LOTS of things my kitchen is calling out for (KitchenAid, dishes, crockpots, glasses…) and some really big deals on office furniture.
- Home Office Executive Chairs in PurSoft faux leather for just $99 each. The Airseat office chair is also on sale.
- Home Anywhere Desk in Ebony is on sale for $75.
- 3-Shelf Bookcase, also in Ebony, is just $75.
- Home bookcases (5 shelf) in Ebony, Espresso, or Cherry are just $95.
- Home bookcases (2 shelf) in Ebony, Espresso, or Cherry are just $55.
Frames are also on sale. Hot foot it to your nearest Target to take advantage of these great deals.


I love the message board that hangs near my desk in my home office. I can place reminders on the board to keep me from forgetting important events – you know, like the next time UK plays basketball…. opening day for baseball…. what the next Ace of Cakes will be about – important stuff. I also have a few inspirational quotes, a few Audrey Hepburn collector stamps, an adoption certificate from where I adopted a shark (I’ve told you I’m shark crazy, right?), a picture of my daughters when they were about 4, 6, and7 doing the see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil routine, cat pictures, and a comic strip or two.
I believe in keeping things that make you smile within eye-shot at all times…. especially when you’re working. It keeps you from becoming a grumpity grump.
The too handsome for his own good $2.99 Shipping. Bulletin Board-Large-15″ x 21″-Metal/Cork Underlay
(above) is ideal for any office – home or away. The large size allows plenty of room – after all, some people need more help avoiding the slippery slope of grumpdom than the rest of us.
Perforated metal over a soft center lets you use both magnets and pushpins to post reminder notes, messages, comic strips, photos, artwork, etc. Whatever keeps you interested, happy, attentive, or all of the above.
From Stacks and Stacks:
This magnetic bulletin board comes with a set of sleek silver pushpins and magnets. This wall mount message board is perfect for the kitchen, home office, laundry room or anywhere you need to post notes. Both sizes of memo boards come with silver hardware on back for wall hanging; nail or thumbtack needed for mounting. You’re your home and office members up to date with these stylish message boards!
Magnetic bulletin boards are available in two sizes:
Large Bulletin Board measures 15″ x 21″
Small Bulletin Board measures 12″ x 12″.


The beautiful office chair above is the Tobago Office Chair
from Modern Furniture 4 Home. With the eye-catching chromed steel frame complimenting the colorful leatherette seat, back, and arm rests, this one’s a must have. There are 4 colors to choose from, but personally I’m hooked on this one.
Features:
- Dimensions (LxWxH): 25 x 25 x 37
- Color / Finish: Red/Chrome
- Easy to clean leatherette
- Locks in upright position
- Matching leatherette armrest covers
- Included (in box): Hardware, Assembly Parts, Instructions
- 1 Year Manufacturer Warranty
- Pieces per Set: 1
Click the following link for more information and to see the other colors: Tobago Office Chair
!