From the monthly archives:

January 2008

Hilarious Success Poster Spoofs

by Joi on January 30, 2008

Success



Success Poster
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I absolutely love the motivational/inspirational posters and art prints that feature a word along with a thought or quote. They’re always very well-written and the photography is breathtaking.

But I have to hand it to the people who came up with these spoofs - they’re pretty funny. (The caption at the bottom on the one above reads, “Find the biggest ass and kiss it.”) No, they won’t inspire or motivate you to greatness, but they will bring a smile to your face and maybe even a laugh or two. In my book, that counts for something.

Click each to see the larger image:

Originality



Originality Poster
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Originality means you don’t care what people say about you.

Ambition



Ambition Poster
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If you can’t swim with the big fish, stay out of the water.

Frustration



Frustration Art Print
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It is a sad fact that regardless of effort or talent - second place only means you are first in a long line of losers

Success



Success Poster
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It may pay to get A’s but C’s get degrees.

Expose Yourself to Art



Expose Yourself to Art Art Print
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Expose yourself to art.

There’s one more feircely funny poster on the other side of the link below. It’s separated from the rest because it’s sense of humor is a little….oh, I dunno….dirrrrrttttty. If it would be appropriate for your office, drop to your knees right now and thank God for giving you one crazy cool place to work!
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Light Up Your World!

by Joi on January 26, 2008

Orbit Lamp

The great looking lamp, above, is the “Orbit Lamp.” Appropriately enough, it’s from TheLightShop.com.

The list price for this ridiculously handsome lamp is $102.00, but The Light Shop has it for only $61. In fact, they have an unbelievable selection of all sorts of lamps with savings that’d bring a smile to even the tightest of tight wads.

The Solara Red table Lamp (below) is also valued at $102 but sold at $61. It’s also a handsome devil.

You HAVE to check out the amazing variety of gorgeous lamps at TheLightShop.com. I recently went shopping offline for a lamp, and never saw any even half as beautiful as the ones on this site. The ones I found were also much higher.

To take a closer look at either of the lamps in this post, simply enter their name(s) in the search field. Otherwise, browse until your heart’s content.

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Winning in the Political Office Game

by Joi on January 24, 2008

There’s an article over on Life Hack that I think you’ll enjoy. It’s called “7 Habits to Win In Office Politics.” After all, we all know that office politics exists - there’s no denying it.

So, if the game exists, you might as well play it well, right? Hopefully….. better than everyone else. This article might just give you the edge you need.

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It’s Sticky Note’s World, We Just Live Here

by Joi on January 23, 2008

StickyNote

Check this out! StickyNote
is the most popular virtual notes program in the world. With StickyNote 9.0, you can create beautiful 3D notes on your desktop, send them over the Internet, attach notes to documents or windows and even attach documents to notes.

I know I have a sticky note fetish, and I’m working on it (okay, I’m not really working on it), but this is just too, too clever. I must, I absolutely must have this.

Must.

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Space Saving, Corner Hugging Computer Desk

by Joi on January 23, 2008

Corner Office Computer Desk

This is just the desk my oldest daughter, Emily, needs for her room - one that gives her plenty of work space without interfering with all the clothes, shoes, purses, make-up, etc. You know, the really important stuff.

In fact, I’d love a Corner Office Computer Desk
for the kitchen as well. It takes up a lot less space than a typical desk, yet gives you plenty of room to do what you gotta do.

From the Website:

Simple, yet spacious and comfortable, this corner computer desk saves space in your office by using that typical unused corner. The computer desk features a printer shelf that sits high above the desk top, allowing room for a large monitor or monitor stand. A handy CPU stands sits off to the side, under the desk, but not in the way of your feet. Perfect for home offices, apartments, small offices and dorm rooms, the corner desk complements any decor with its light cherry colored desktop with black painted supports. Moderate assembly required.This item ships directly from Stacks and Stacks. Product usually arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on destination, including order processing and shipping.

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Contest! Win a Samsung SCX-4500 Printer Laser MFP

by Joi on January 14, 2008

We’re offering one free Samsung SCX-4500 printer laser MFP to one lucky Office Freaks reader!

First a little about this gorgeous printer. The Samsung SCX-4500 printer laser MFP was designed to be small, sleek, and silent. Doesn’t sound like a lot of printers I’ve known in my life - large, clumbersome, and anything but silent.

The Samsung SCX-4500 printer laser MFP is actually the smallest laser MFP in the world. With it’s elegant black finish, buttonless soft-touch controls and blue LEDs, it wins the best looking category as well. As if that weren’t enough, at just 45 dBA, it’s the quietest laser MFP in existence. But that doesn’t mean it won’t do its job and do it well. It offers fast 17 ppm printing and copying and 4800 x 4800 enhanced resolution color scanning.

Ultra-Compact Laser MFP

• Smallest laser printer/copier/color scanner in the world
• High-style glossy piano black finish
• Buttonless soft-touch sensor panels with blue LED scan status indicators
• Easy jam clearing
• Quietest printer operation in the world (45 dBA)
• Soft, melodic low toner and low paper alert tones
• Semi-auto sliding paper tray
• Print and copy up to 17 ppm, up to 4800 x 4800 enhanced scanning

So, if you’re ready to work in style, lean in closely and see what you have to do to win one of these beauties:

To be eligible to win a Samsung SCX-4500 printer laser MFP, you have to share your wisdom, your wit, or a little of both. Simply submit your Office Story to Joi (that’s me) to be published on Office Freaks (you’re there). We will publish each “qualifying” entry we receieve - whether it’s 1 or 100.

The post should be connected to office life in some way - whether at home or away. You could tell how you solved a problem, decorated an office, or even tell a funny story about a co-worker. You could also, of course, give a review of a product you loved or even hated.

I’m not that great with following rules, myself, so I’m not going to throw many at you. Other than this: We will not print any words that are vulgar, inflammatory, insulting, or hateful. If we don’t publish an entry, it isn’t eligible, so tell your words to play nice.

If you have any questions, at all, please e-mail me (joisigers@aim.com) and I’ll do my level best to answer them.

So, how is the winner determined? We will have 13 people read the posts and vote on their favorite. The person who entered the winning post will be sent one of these fetching printers. If there is a tie, the entries that were chosen will be written on index cards and placed into a large bag. We’ll then have one of our daughters pull out a card…. ta da, we’ll have the winner of the Samsung SCX-4500 printer laser MFP.

Spread the word and e-mail me your entires asap - I look forward to reading all of them!

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When Money Talks, Listen!

by Joi on January 9, 2008

When Money Talks

This post is actually the same one that appears today on my Self Help Blog, so if you’re one of the super-sexy, ridiculously beautiful, unspeakably cool and intelligent people who reads both of these blogs - you can skip one of the posts. You know who you are cool beans….both of you.

A week ago, I had the supreme pleasure of reading an e-book, When Money Talks, Listen! by Rich Ezzo. It took only about an hour to read, and that included one trip to the coffee maker and about 10 distractions from Alexa (our cat) who knows she’s the center of the universe. Just try telling her differently.

I’m not a person who sits still well, so I actually began reading with every intention of bookmarking the pdf and finishing later in the day. However, I didn’t realize just how pulled into the delightful fiction I would become. I finished it in one sitting and loved every minute

When I first received a copy, I thought it was a Get Rich Quick-type of publication. Nothing wrong with Getting Rich Quick or any other way, mind you - but my mind just doesn’t chase after dreams of wealth. It has grand plans, mind you, which include saving the world, but I’m not a wealth chaser. I figure that if God ever wants me to be rich, He knows where to find my purse.

Needless to say, when I began reading When Money Talks, Listen!, I was overjoyed to find that Rich Ezzo isn’t money hungry either. He, too, is hungry for things far more important than money.

I absolutely love this e-book. Why wait a week to write the review? Simple. I wanted to see if the impact it had on me was a keeper. After reading the last word of the e-book, I totally agreed with the subtitle which promised to forever change the way we thought about money. I had so many thoughts running around my mind that I had to install a stop light to stop some while others made their way into the picture - then you yield them as a few new ones arrived in town. I had a mental traffic jam, which only goes to show how slow the traffic usually is.

It has been a week and the impact is the same. I truly do look at money differently and have even done a few things differently this week. This is an e-book you’ll want to read, I guarantee it. I often recommend books to my daughters, and this is one that I didn’t just “suggest” - I left it open at the bottom of the computer and told each one, “Read it, you’ll love it.” Like a lot of the meals I fix for them, I didn’t tell them how good it would be for them, just how good it was!

I honestly don’t want to give anything, whatsoever, away about this story, simply because I want you to have the same experience I did. The e-book is less than $10 and will take only about an hour to read. As I’ve said many times on this blog as well as other blogs I publish, I would never recommend anything I didn’t wholeheartedly stand behind. Whether it’s a movie (Sweeney Todd), an author (Dean Koontz), a drink (Panera Bread’s Iced Green Tea), a cause (World Vision), or a way of life (Starbucks) - I would never point someone in a direction I wouldn’t go myself. More telling than that, I’d never recommend something to my readers that I wouldn’t recommend to my daughters.

I urge you to visit the author’s web site, Myster Money, and to download the e-book. You won’t regret it. When you finish the story, keep scrolling (or, better yet, print it out), there are several cool things you’ll want to check out, including lessons that pertain to the story.

We all need more unexpected, life-challenging surprises in our life - they keep us on our toes and keep life interesting. This is one of those special little treats that’ll honestly help you start your year off right. You may even get a head buzzing traffic jam in the process.

One last word, get the e-book.

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Flamingos, Cats, Horses, and Penguins !

by Joi on January 4, 2008

Flamingo Sticky Note Pad Set

I’m not sure what I love most about this Flamingo Sticky Note Pad Set
, the fact that I’m addicted to Sticky notes, the fact that they’re pink (pink and purple are my favorite colors), the fact that they’re completely random and unexpected, or the fact that they take my mind back to Florida’s beaches and gorgeous birds.

I guess it’s a combination of all 4!

From the web site:

Great to have on hand for months of notes and reminders, this Flamingo set includes ten 50-sheet pads of self-sticking paper. 3″ x 4″. A Whales & Friends® exclusive!

Whales & Friends also has a Cats Sticky Notes Pad Set of 10, and since the Cat is my favorite animal - it’ll be the set I get first.

There are also horses and penguins for those who are so inclined.

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